Take a surface
Ten euros over the standing bid takes it. A 20% deposit is held on your card, 10 € minimum.
Your mark goes on
Upload a PNG. It renders onto the body in seconds, turns with it, links out. Every click counted in public.
Hold until close
Anyone can take it back for 10 € more. Whoever holds it at close is in the final render.
Thirty days of one forehead, 2005. The sponsor reported online sales multiplied by five.
Andrew Fischer / SnoreStopA grid of flat pixels at a dollar each, sold in four months from a bedroom.
The Million Dollar HomepageOne leaderboard slot last week. The buyer reported 6,550 clicks and 50 booked calls.
CrowdReply, publiclyIs this a real scan
The face and proportions come from photographs of me. The definition is generated. The boxers are accurate.
What placement includes
Your mark on the live body until close, an outbound link with a public click count, inclusion in the final render, the film, and the printed edition. I cannot promise impressions or return. I can promise it goes everywhere I go.
How payment works
Bidding holds a 20% deposit, 10 € minimum. Lose and it is released in full, automatically, the same day. Win and it counts toward the total.
Is anything permanent
No. Winners get printed boxers, transfer tattoos for one shoot day, and a large-format print of the final render. Nobody is getting inked for your seed round.
Refusal
Every mark is approved by hand. No adult, gambling, political or fraudulent placement. Any bid can be declined and released without explanation.
I'm Alex. I build in public in Paris and ship consumer apps. I scanned myself, kept the boxers, and turned the result into ad inventory, because a laptop lid has one surface and a body has twelve. Find me on X.
Sell your own body?
Upload your scan, set your surfaces and prices. Auction, deposits and render handled.
One email when it opens. Nothing else.